1. 'Cause every time I google "TEA" the damned Texas Educational Agency pops up.
2. Some of my more liberal customers are switching to coffee hurting sales
3. I'm afraid their gonna throw my tea into a harbor or lake or puddle or something
4. I don't think many of them drink tea anyway
5. Tea requires boiling water and someone's gonna get carried away and throw it at a politician. OK maybe that wouldn't be so bad, but a bystander might get hit.
I don't mind the Texas Education Agency; every time their new ratings come out a bunch of people type "tea ratings" into google, and a bunch of people looking for those ratings end up visiting RateTea.net. It's interesting, I actually see traffic from that search term spike after the TEA ratings come out.
ReplyDeleteI imagine it helps others tea sites too, as the Tea Review Blog also appears on the first page for that search.